My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
\nMarrying you messed up my life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I see your face when I am dreaming,
\nThat’s why I always wake up screaming.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
\nThis describes everything you are not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I love your smile, your face and your eyes,
\nDamn, I’m good at telling lies!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My feelings for you, no words can tell,
\nExcept for maybe ‘Go to hell.’<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What inspired this amazing rhyme?
A bottle of Feni, little Salt n Lime !<\/p>\n\n\n\n
–Joao Caitan, from Goa, written for a competition.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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