A Husband and Wife are talking just before their marriage, like this: <\/p>\n
Husband: At last! I can hardly wait!<\/p>\n
Wife: Do you want me to leave?<\/p>\n
Husband: No! Don’t even think that.<\/p>\n
Wife: Do you love me?<\/p>\n
Husband: Of course! Always have and always will!<\/p>\n
Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?<\/p>\n
Husband: No! Why are you even asking?<\/p>\n
Wife: Will you kiss me?<\/p>\n
Husband: Every chance I get!<\/p>\n
Wife: Will you hit me?<\/p>\n
Husband: Hell no! Are you crazy?!<\/p>\n
Wife: Can I trust you?<\/p>\n
Husband: Yes.<\/p>\n
Wife: Oh my Darling!<\/p>\n
After marriage their life has changed. Now they speak like this – Just start from below (Oh my Darling!) and go up.
\n(Taken from a foreign magazine)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A Husband and Wife are talking just before their marriage, like this: Husband: At last! I can hardly wait! Wife: Do you want me to leave? Husband: No! Don’t even think that. Wife: Do you love me? Husband: Of course! Always have and always will! Wife: Have you ever cheated on me? Husband: No! Why Continue reading <\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-33"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poornachandran.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poornachandran.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poornachandran.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poornachandran.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poornachandran.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2577"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/poornachandran.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2578,"href":"https:\/\/poornachandran.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2577\/revisions\/2578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poornachandran.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poornachandran.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poornachandran.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}